Classic Structure

Don’t Plastic Bottle Caps Go in the Recycling?

If You Don’t Smoke, Why Do You Own an Ashtray?

It’s Time to Buy a Reusable Water Bottle

Only College Students and Alcoholics Save Beer Cans

Why Do You Own a Poker Caddy if You Don’t Play Poker?

An Old Remote Should Be Trash

Used Candy Wrappers Should Be Trash!

Real Resolutions

Smarts and Resolutions

Classics and Resolutions