Etiquette Advice

Dear Katie & Kelly,

I want to buy my niece an etiquette book but am not sure which one to get. Any advice?

Wondering in Wisconsin

Dear Wondering,

With Donald Trump about to win the Republican nomination, American manners are officially dead. Therefore, we suggest looking east across the pond to Britain where she can learn to have more internationally agreed upon manners and code of conduct. We like William Hanson’s The Bluffer’s Guide to Etiquette. He’s witty and cutting yet informative. We also like Debrett’s New Guide to Etiquette and Modern Manners. Your query gives us hope for the survival of Western Civilization.

All our best,

Katie & Kelly