Happy 4th of July!

As I type this I am outside enjoying the great outdoors, sitting in a plastic chair sweating. It’s almost unbearable and it’s what I imagine India to feeling like on a sweltering day. I wish someone would invent a type of air conditioning that would let you enjoy the outdoors on a hot summer day without all of the hot part — the reverse of the heat lamps Parisian brasseries use for their outdoor patios in the winter. But for now I’ll just take mini breaks inside with existing air conditioning technology. Someone once told me Life Should Be Easy and so it is as I’ve written today’s PixieTip. What? You were expecting an actual PixieTip?? God bless America and also whoever invented good old fashioned air conditioning. 

Dude. I told you. That’s it! There is no more. I’m SOOO hot. I’ve got to go inside and cool off.