No Digits for the Doorman

Dear Katie & Kelly,

I’m an Organic Structure in my twenties and in a bit of a quandary. The nighttime doorman in the building where I work keeps asking me for my number. He says he wants to invite me to one of his fashion shows he does from time to time at his school. I usually just pretend I didn’t hear him and run to the elevator but what do I do if he presses me? I am not interested in him, I’m just nice to him because I feel sorry for him.

Sincerely,

Unsure on the Upper East Side

 

Dear Unsure,

Umm, seriously? Tell him your boyfriend wouldn’t be too keen on you giving out your number. We’ve no idea if you have one but that doesn’t matter, half the reason to bother with a boyfriend in your twenties is to ward off losers. As an Organic Structure, you are super sweet by nature and don’t easily think of devious solutions like lying to him Also, if he’s throwing fashion shows at school, our guess is that he’s not interested in you in “that way” so you’re probably safe giving it to him and maybe even getting free, cool clothes one day.

All our best,

Katie & Kelly